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If you have not used it, Yelp is a website with loads of useful reviews, as well as a place to find things around you. We searched ‘tacos’ in Hong Kong, just to be random, and found 45 entries. However, as with Amazon or any other site with reviews, these are sometimes used to spread humorous, facetious comments. One very clever mommy blogger, The Ugly Volvo, created a Yelp for newborn babies. The reviews are hilarious, from “SUPER strict no return policy” to “we wound up with two of them (not what we ordered)”, plus complaints about grandparents skewing the feedback and very amusing customer service type replies from ‘Newborn Baby’.

Without further ado, here are some of the choice reviews:

 

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That last one was by The Ugly Volvo blogger and rounded out the humorous posts above it with this loving thought on the complexities and joys of parenthood “Will this experience be horrible beyond belief or too wonderful to put into words, the best answer that I can give you is, “Yes.””

 

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